Last call
Something you must know about me is that I always try to put on a certain front to protect my heart. I’m sure that this is true for several people around the world, and I really don’t think I’m...
View ArticleOK universe, match me up with my fish and give me some harmony
Online dating… what the fuck… After my fiasco with the moron, I continued to online date for about a month or so. My experience was less than thrilling. Of all the guys I met on the website, which...
View ArticleThe jaded love and sex addict
/ˈjādid/ Adjective: Tired, bored, or lacking enthusiasm, typically after having had too much of something. I’ve had it. I mean, I have really had it. The dating scene in NOLA… no, the dating scene...
View ArticleDo I have writers block?
So, I have hit a tiny wall… fucking writers block. I relate this to the fact that I have gotten back on my psych meds and am currently considering not taking them for fear that I may never be...
View ArticleOut with the old…
The new year is approaching and with that a new way of thinking for millions of people worldwide. I hear the resolutions every year… “I wanna lose weight”, “I wanna start reading more”, “I wanna get...
View ArticleMerry Christmas, ya filthy animal
So, here I am… Single for the holidays. THANK GOD!!! Nothing sucks more than being in a relationship over the holidays. I’m serious. Running to the mall last minute going to find something that isn’t...
View ArticleSex free in twenty thirteen
Why? What am I waiting for? I cut ties with all the men in New Orleans that I was talking to… for… what? Sometimes I think I’m saving myself for the perfect man. Maybe I have someone in mind that I’m...
View ArticleSometimes… I can be so pathetic
Why is it the only guys I like, I mean really like, are married, taken, psychotic, drug addicts, or not at all interested? Why can’t I just want the ones that want me back? And seriously, why have I...
View ArticleWhat am I doing??
My love life is so fucked up right now. If I’m not dealing with confusing feelings about my ex or sleeping with young guys, I’m getting hung up on unavailable men. My ex and I should probably let each...
View ArticleHappy fucking Valentines Day bitches!!!
Usually, I’m like “Fuck Valentines Day!!” However, this year I carried out a two year running tradition of taking myself out to a fancy lunch and going to the sex shop to buy an expensive vibrator. It...
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